my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
Things that I write:
Things that I don’t write:
Things people haven’t heard of
- Closing the god damn door
Things the Bride is:
Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in:
when ur trying to escape from bad guys in a video game but it attracts more bad guys
I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY ON THE ROOF, THAT SOME OF THEM ARE FALLING OFF
I miss being happy again.
My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen
There are two types of squirrels
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG
Thank you, inter webs. I really needed that smile.
Omg!! That was like totally unexpected!!! Hahhahahaha
"Hmm? I-Is…is that a fake? *sniff* yeah it’s fake. *grabs nut*"
"TAKE NO CHANCES MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!"
slide into the deep pits of hell
Marketing Art by Robb Waters
"My favorite Marketing pieces are the ol’ timey Game Informer Magazine cover series I painted. I loved the fact that we were allowed to go all out with these…with the faux aging and even incorporate the magazine header type with the Saturday Evening Post esthetic."